If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
'My ideal man. As I sat watching I said to my friend: “He's lovely, isn't he? I'd love to meet him.” Then a couple of months later I did. At that minute Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It dawned on me: “Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude” - Amanda Abbington on meeting Martin Freeman
Happy 14th anniversary to the cutest couple! (01.08.14)
isn’t sass an emotional response?
Can we just give a round of applause for A++ recasting, please?
Sherlock + his mouth thing
It always amazes me how he can make those plush lips disappear.
people i do not trust
- people who don’t like dogs
- people who use 2-in-1 shampoo+conditioner
- people who mix their playdoh
- republicans
- people that watch the big bang theory
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
